The story of GWAR is etched in the history of this hopeless planet, but they hail from beyond our world. Their saga begins past Uranus, where GWAR was a reckless warrior force in the Scumdogs of the Universe, serving the Master of All Reality. After some hilariously tragic blunders, they were exiled to conquer the prehistoric mudball we call Earth. Here, they shaped the planet, wiped out dinosaurs, and mated with apes to create humans. After freezing in Antarctic ice to prevent further chaos, they were discovered by the shady Sleazy P Martini, who introduced them to professional wrestling, late-night horror, heavy metal, and a steady diet of crack cocaine, transforming them into the cultural phenomenon they are today!